There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
The drunkard told his son at the BAR
The drunkard told his son at the BAR:
‘Since the drink is in the genes, you too will take to drinking; of that, there is no doubt. But, you should drink moderately like me and should know when to stop’
‘How to know that, dad?’- Son asked.
His father said:’Er, well, look at that table at the corner. Three people are sitting and drinking. You should stop when they appear as six people. Double the actual number is the limit…Got it?’
‘But dad,’ said the son,’ there’s only one man sitting there.’
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