A mother was teaching her child about the side-effects of a..lc…oh..ol.
She gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
She says “I want you to see this.”
She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.
She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “what do you have to say about this experiment?”
The child responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”
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An Officer stops a drunken man
After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
“What are you doing out here at 2 am?”, said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”, the man said.
And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”, the cop asked.
“My wife!!!” said the man.
