A zoo’s only gorilla dies… so the zookeeper hires an actor to wear a gorilla costume until the zoo can get another one.
In the gorilla pen the actor makes faces, beats his chest, swings around, and soon draws a huge crowd.
Encouraged, he then crawls atop a beam across the lion’s enclosure, taunting the animal below.
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But, in horror, he lost his grip, falling into the lion’s cage.
Terrified, the actor shouts, Help! Help me! Too late.
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The lion pounces opens its massive jaws, and whispers urgently, Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?!
A Blond goes to work in tears
A Blond goes to work in tears.
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”
