A woman heard that her blonde friend was in the hospital
She went to visit her and found her propped up in bed with bandages over both her ears.
“What in the world happened to you?” she asked.
“It was the craziest thing,” said the blonde. “I was ironing clothes when the phone rang. Without thinking I held the iron up to my ear and said ‘hello?'”
“But what happened to your other ear?”
“I had to call the ambulance, didn’t I?”
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out “352!”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
“I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. “It’s the cutest!”
“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
Why did the man know she was blonde?
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