Two blondes are working at a warehouse.
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.”
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling, “I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB, I’M A LIGHTBULB!!”
“What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO HOME!” shouts the boss.
The second blonde picks up her tool bag and heads towards the door.
“Where in the HELL do you think you’re going??” the boss exclaims.
“What? I can’t be expected to work in the dark!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde woman gets on a plane to Sydney
A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, moves to the first-class section, and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her and asks to see her ticket. Then informs the blonde that she has only paid for economy class and that she needs to sit in the back.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The flight attendant enters the cockpit and informs the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde who has an economy class ticket but is sitting in first class and will not return to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she has only paid for the economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde responds, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that when they land, he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she’s a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she then says “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and the co-pilot are surprised and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replies, “I told her that first class isn’t going to Sydney.”
That pilot knew what he was doing!
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
