A guy calls a law office and says: “I want to talk to my lawyer.”
The receptionist replies, “I’m sorry, but he passed away last week.”
The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I told you yesterday, he passed away week.” Please don’t call again and ask the same question!
The next day the guy calls again and says again: “I want to talk to my lawyer.”
By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, “I keep telling you, your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?”
The guy says, “Because I just love hearing it.”
A man sneaks out of the hospital to drink beer
A man has been hospitalized for a month. One day, he’s so tired of being in the hospital that he sneaks into the nearest pub.
He orders a beer and swallows the flat quantity in ten seconds. Then he orders a second beer and does the same. Then a third and a fourth.
As he orders the fifth beer, he says to the barman, “I shouldn’t be drinking this with what I’ve got.”
The barman gasps in alarm, “What have you got?”
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To which the hospital patient replies, “I’ve got no money.”
