Two caterpillars are escaping a spider.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…

“Hold on tight!” says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.

It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

“That’s amazing!!” says the second caterpillar. “How in the hell are you doing that?!”

The first caterpillar scoffs.

“Am I the only one in the whole darn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?”

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Blonde vs Lawyer

There was a blonde sitting next to a lawyer on a plane.

The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds and said that every time the blonde couldn’t answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he couldn’t answer hers, he would give her $50.

The lawyer thought he couldn’t lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5. Then the blonde asked: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked confused. It took him several hours to search for everything on his laptop and even make numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer.

Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. The blonde put the $50 into her bag without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What’s the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5.

And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!