Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m.
He sat next to this blonde at the bar and watched TV as the 10:00 news came on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Jack says, “You know what, I bet he will.”
The blond replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Jack put $30 on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde was putting her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his d-eath.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, “Fair’s fair… Here’s your money.”
Jack replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o’clock news and knew he would jump.”
The blonde replies, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Jack took the money.
LOL!!
A Blonde Woman Visits a Farm
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
LOL!!
