After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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3 Guys Go In For A Job Interview
3 guys go in for a job interview.
The first guy goes in, and the best job interview he’s ever done in his life.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
The second guy goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, and the best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” the guy says… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”
“I’m sorry,” says the interviewer, “but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stops him and warns him: “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”
So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview.
The interview ends, the interviewer says: “By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
The third guy looks real close, squints his eyes a bit, and says: “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”
“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”
“Well…” Says guy three…
“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”
LOL!!
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