A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a turkey to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner.
She was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her entire family.
So, she asked a stock boy, “Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?”
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The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Lollll…
Little Johnny asked Daddy why some of his hair had turned white
Little Johnny: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”
Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”
Little Johnny: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”
Lol……
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