A woman goes to the doctor and tells him that she hasn’t been feeling well.
The doctor examines her, leaves the room, and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Startled to be put on so much medicine the woman stammers, “Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?”
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The doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”
A blonde was driving on a freeway
A blonde was driving on a freeway and suddenly a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look … that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast. The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
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