A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a vacation.
He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel.
On the way, he sees a few buses and says to the taxi driver: “The buses here are so noisy and really slow… In China, the buses are very fast!”
The taxi driver says nothing.
Later, the Chinese tourist sees a marine with a few boats sailing by.
The driver kept silent and drove.
He comments again to the driver: “The boats here are so slow… in China, the boats are very fast!”
The driver said nothing and drove.
When they get to the hotel, the Chinese tourist gets out of the taxi and asks for the meter reading.
The driver calmly tells him the price and the man is startled.
“Are you kidding?” he yells, “Your buses are so slow, the boats are so slow. If everything else here is so slow then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast?!?”
The driver gives him a smile and says: “It’s made in China.”
LOL!!
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Two Irishmen Are Traveling To Australia
So two Irishmen go to Australia.
Before they leave the home, one of their fathers gives them both a bit of advice: “You watch them, Aussie cab drivers. They’ll rob you blind. Don’t pay them what they ask. You haggle.”
At Sydney Airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel.
When they get to their destination, the taxi driver says, “That’s twenty dollars, guys.” “Oh no, you don’t! My dad warned me about you.
You’ll only be getting fifteen dollars from me,” says one of the men.
“And you’ll only be getting fifteen from me too,” adds the other.
LOL!!
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