Little Jimmy was sitting on her grandmother’s lap as she read her a bedtime story.
From time to time, he would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch her grandma’s wrinkled cheek.
He was alternately stroking his own cheek, then her again.
Finally, He spoke up, “Grandma, did God make you?”
“Yes, sweetheart,” she answered. “God made me a long time ago.”
“Oh,” he paused. “Grandpa, did God make me too?”
“Yes, indeed, honey,” she said. “God made you just a little while ago.”
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Feeling their respective faces again, the little boy observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t He?”
The boss giving everyone a check for $5,000.”
The owner of a company tells his employees one day
He said:
“You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”
Thrilled, the employees gather around and high-five one another.
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“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”
LoLLL, love this joke?
