A man is driving down the highway past a farm.
He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep.
He is utterly disgusted.
A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says,
“That was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!”
He turns around and soon arrives at the farmhouse.
He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door.
A little boy answers.
The man’s anger abates a little:
“Oh, hi there. Is your father home?”
The boy says
“Sure, one second. Hey, daaaaaahd!”
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The Little Boy and the Gravestones
A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives’ gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie’s gravestone.
The initials under Annie’s name say R.I.P. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.P. stand for?”
His mother replies, “It stands for ‘Rest in Peace.’ That means we wish for Grandma Annie’s spirit to find peace in the afterlife.”
Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman’s uncle Joe. The little boy asks, “Mommy, what does R.I.H. stand for?”,
pointing to the initials printed under Uncle Joe’s name.
“We really didn’t like Uncle Joe.” Said his mother.
