the manager asked the interviewee to sold the laptop to him.

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.”

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!”

I said, “£100 and it’s yours.”

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An Officer stops a drunken man

After 5 hours sitting in the bar, a man was in no shape to drive, wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.

“What are you doing out here at 2 am?”, said the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture.”, the man said.

And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?”, the cop asked.
“My wife!!!” said the man.