One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.
The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.
The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.
“I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!”
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting.
Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven’t bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says, “I just don’t understand it, why aren’t we getting any ducks?”
Her friend says, “I keep telling you, I just don’t think we’re throwing the dog high enough.”
Two protons walk into the bar and run into each other.
One of them falls down.
“Are you OK?” asks the other.
“I think so,” says the proton.
“You sure?” the other asks.
“Yeah,” says the proton...”I’m positive.”
