Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario.
As they were writing up the ticket, one oficer turned to the other and said: “How do you spell Mississauga?”
The other one replied: “I don’t know.”
So the first one said: “Well what are we going to do? If we spell it wrong, it will get dismissed.”
The second oficer said: “Why don’t we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?”
A woman was driving with her husband when was pulled over by the police.
Woman was in a hurry and told the officer so.
“I understand ma’am,” he said. “But I have to ticket anyone over 55.”
Woman was beside herself. “That’s dis.crimination!” she shouted.
The officer explained calmly, “Ma’am, I meant the speed limit.”
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says: “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered: “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied: “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
