A little boy was on the bus the other day and he really needed to fart.
Luckily the music was really loud so he timed his farts with the beat, and after a couple of songs, he began to feel better.
As he left the bus though, he noticed everyone was staring at him in disgust.
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That’s when he remembered he was listening to his iPod.
Little Sally brought her report card home from school
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.
However, her teacher had written across the bottom: “Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault.
She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.”
Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
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“Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.”
