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Two Zebras go to God and ask him a confusing question.

Zebra 1 asks, “Hey, do you think I’m white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”

Zebra 2 responds, “I don’t know, why don’t you go ask God?”

So, zebra 1 goes to God and asks him if he’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes, to which God responds, “You are what you are.”

Later, zebra 1 returns to the field, and Zebra 2 asks, “So, what are you?”
Zebra 1 says, “I’m white with black stripes.”

Zebra 2, looking confused, asks, “How do you know?”

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Zebra 1 says, “Because if I was black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.””

Little Mary came back home after school and said

Little Mary came back home after school and said,

“Mommy, today during the school break Johnny kissed me on my lips!”

The mother asked indignantly but in surprise,

“And how did this happen?”

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“It was not easy, but three of my classmates helped me to hold him firm.”

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