A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.”
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Janey Sugarbrown.”
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
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With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought I was, but Mommy says I’m not.”
A guy asks a barman how much a Coke is.
A guy asks a barman how much a coke is.
The barman says it’s $5 but asks for $10.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
to which the barman answers: “$5 for the coke, $5 for the service.”
The guy pays up but the barman gives him $5 back.
So the guy’s confused and asks why,
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to which the barman answers: “Yeah we’re out of coke.”
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