An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry.
He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now.”
So he walks in and sits down at a table.
The waitress comes over and asks what he wants.
The old man asks, “What’s your Exotic Breakfast?”
“Baked tongue of chicken,” she proudly replies.
The old man shouts, “Baked tongue of chicken! Have you any idea how disgusting that is? I’d never even think about eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth! Urgh!!”
The waitress is a little taken aback but stays calm and asks him,
“No problem, sir. What would you prefer, then?”
The old man says, “Just bring me some scrambled eggs.”
LOL!!
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A 72-year-old man goes fishing.
A 72-year-old man named Mark wanted to spend the weekend away from his family, so he decided to rent a cabin upstate and spend the mini-vacation fishing.
He loves to fish because it helps to relax his nerves.
Early on Saturday morning, the man got into the water with his boat and began fishing but didn’t manage to catch anything.
After waiting in his boat for hours, he heard a strange voice.
“Please, pick me up,” the voice sweetly said.
Mark thought he was dreaming and continued fishing.
He finally caught a big fish and as he celebrated he heard the voice again.
Only this time, it was a bit louder.
“Pick me up,” said the voice.
Mark was losing his mind at this point and was searching for what was talking.
Unfortunately, he found nothing.
He was ready to return to his cabin when he heard the voice again.
He quickly turned around and spotted a tiny frog on the surface of the water staring at him.
Mark was shocked.
After a few minutes of silence, Mark asked the frog if it was talking to him and the creature replied: “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.”
The frog kept trying to persuade Mark to kiss it, promising to become the most beautiful woman in the entire world.
The frog teased, “I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride.”
Mark stared at the frog for a moment and immediately picked it up and threw it into his pocket.
The frog got angry and yelled at Mark, calling him stupid for missing out on such a fantastic offer.
The frog asked why he would give up having a beautiful woman by his side.
Mark opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, “Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
LOL!!
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