Little Johnny: “I got 100 in school today.”
Mother: “Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?”
Little Johnny: “Two things – I got 50 in spelling and 50 in history.”
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Mother: “Well, at least you can add!”
A mother was reading a book about animals.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year-old daughter:
Mother: “What does the cow say?”
Child: “Moo!”
Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”
Child: “Meow.”
Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?”
And this wide-eyed little 3 yr. old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied,
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“Bud.”
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