At the pre-birth class for couples who’d already had at least one child the instructor raised the question of how to break the news to an older child.
“Some parents tell the older child, ‘We love you so much that we decided to bring another child into our family.’
“But think about that for a second. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.’?”
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One of the women spoke up right away, “Does she cook?”
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
