A sales clerk, a stockboy, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says: “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!, says the stockboy. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” – Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next! says the sales clerk. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.” – Poof! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
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The manager says: “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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A woman wanted to open a savings account for her daughter
A woman wanted to open a savings account for her little daughter. The daughter was delighted.
“It’s your account, darling,” Mother said as they arrived at the bank, “so you fill out the application.”
Cathy was doing fine until she came to space for ‘Name of your former bank.’
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After a slight hesitation, she put down ‘Piggy.’