A police officer pulls over a car full of old women.

A police officer pulls over a car full of old women.

He says “Mam, you realize you can’t drive that slow on the highway. It’s dangerous.”

She responds “Isn’t the speed limit 33?”

Laughing the cop says “No man, this is Highway 33. That’s not the speed limit.”

He looks into the back of the car and the women are frightened. He asks “What’s wrong with them?”

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The lady says “I don’t know. We just came off of Highway 144.”

A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard

A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard.

The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.

The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, “How many apples grow on trees?”

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His cousin smiles and says, “All of them.”