In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice.
She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice.
A waiter comes and asks the blonde, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
“No,” the blonde replies.
“Why not?” questions the waiter.
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“The carton says ‘concentrate'”.
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Little Johnny failed his math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Johnny: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Johnny: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
