Little Johnny is being questioned by the teacher during a math lesson.
“If you had ten dollars,” asks the teacher, “and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?”
“Ten,” answers Little Johnny.
“Ten?” the teacher asks. “How do you get ten?”
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Johnny replies, “That’s because you may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to get it!”
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on a ship.
3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel
There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.
The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.
The blonde has no choice.
She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.
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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.
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