The other day
Man accompanied his wife when she went to the parlor for a haircut.
Reading a magazine in the reception area, he found an interesting article.
He asked the receptionist if he could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.
“But my Wife is here getting a haircut,” he explained.
“Yes, I know,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”
A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,
and asked what it would cost.
Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.
“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”
The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?”
A young man was sitting on a chair provided for men outside the ladies fitting room in a department store.
After 30 minutes and 6 changes of outfits, the fellow’s wife came out of the changing room one more time.
He looked at her and immediately said, “That looks great on you! Get that one.”
“Honey,” she replied, “this is what I was wearing when we came in.”
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish.”
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head.
“How you like it?” asked the barber.
“Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”
