A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch.
He walks to a village and finds help in the farmhouse.
He explains his situation to the farmer.
The farmer gets his horse and they quickly walk to the crash scene.
The farmer then uses a rope to tie the horse to the car and starts shouting:
Pull, Zoomer, pull” the farmer shouts, but the horse doesn’t move.
Pull, Radar, pull” the farmer yells again, but again, the horse stands still Pull, Dasher, pull” yells the farmer, but the horse stands like a rock.
Pull, Dusty, pull” shouts the farmer, and the horse finally gets the car out with minimal effort.
The driver is dumbfounded so he asks the farmer:
“Why do you call your horse different names?”
You see,” the farmer replies, “Dusty is blind.
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“If he knew he was working by himself, he wouldn’t have pulled.”
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a cornfield in a boat rowing.
The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “It’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name.
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If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
