A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said, “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs… what’s their names?”
The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting… why did you name them such names?”
The blonde sighs and shakes her head. “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing, duh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”
A Rich Blonde Buying A New Sports Car
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car does not move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde replies, “How on earth you could ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
