A new teacher tries some reverse psychology on her students.
“Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Gemma stands.
“Do you think you’re stupid, Gemma?” the teacher asks.
“No, ma’am,” says Gemma. “But I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”
LOL!!
Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words.
A group of kindergartners were trying to adjust to first grade.
Their biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You have to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.”
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I visited my Nana.”
“No, you visited your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest proudly and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
