A blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
What does it look like?’ she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, ‘ It’s square and your picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman.
‘Here it is,’ she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then returned it, saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”
LOL!!
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she said to the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket is not valid for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine, miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the same answer from the blonde.
The attendant was so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
