Seven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Gets frustrated
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
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The story is about a blond, brunette, and black-haired.
There are 3 girls on an island. they are blond, brunette, and black-haired.
After 3 weeks of starvation, God comes down and says “Go home already. I will give you 1 wish each.
use it wisely.
the brunette says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the black says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.
the blonde says “I want my friends back!”
