A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check-up.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
“How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“Eight and a half stone,” the woman says.
The nurse puts her on the scales and tells; her weight is actually ten stone.
The nurse asks, “Your height?” “5 foot 8 !!!”, she says.
The nurse checks and says that she only measures 5′ 2′.
She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.
“Of course it’s HIGH !!!” the woman screams, “When I came in here I was tall and slender… Now I’m short and fat !!!”
LOL!!
A Woman Buys A New Corvette
A woman buys a new Corvette.
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up.
She hits the 70 MPH speed limit and continues to accelerate
75MPH… 80MPH…
…and out of nowhere, a siren and the flashing lights of a patrol car come into view in her rear-view mirror.
Thinking that her new car could easily outrun the police, she continues to accelerate until she’s going well over 120MPH but the cop is still in pursuit.
Realizing how stupid she is being, she slows down and pulls over.
The cop pulls behind her, gets out, and storms over to the car.
The woman is so distraught and apologizes profusely and explains that she had just bought the car and made the dumbest mistake of her life.
Feeling pity, and it being at the end of his shift, the cop says that if the woman can make him laugh, he’ll let her go without reprimand.
Thinking for a moment, she responds: “Well, Sir, about a week ago, my husband left me for a Sheriff and I thought you were trying to bring him back!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
