We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids who have to navigate numbers and equations.
It’s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn’t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he’s not just grappling with multiplication; he’s discovering the humorous side of math class…
Here it goes:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
”I got an F in math today.”
His father replies, ”What happened?”
The boy says, ”Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.’”
The father replies, ”Well, that’s correct.”
The boy says, ”I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3.’”
The father then replies, ”What the fuck is the difference?”
The boy says, ”That’s what I said!”
Little Johnny was doing maths homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a b-itch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b-itch is nine.”
His mother heard what he said and gasped, “What are you doing?”
The little boy replied, “I’m doing my math homework.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you?” asked the mother.
“Yes,” he answered.
Infuriated, the mother called Little Johnny’s teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in class?”
The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”
The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b-i.tch is four?”
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
