A man walks into a bar and orders one shot.
Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot.
After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
The bartender is curious and asks him “Every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket.
Why?” The man replies,
“I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home.”
A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of whisky.
He swallows it and looks in his shirt pocket.
He orders another glass of whisky, swallows it, and looks into his small pocket.
He orders a third shot and does the same.
After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays, and starts to walk out.
Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, “Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what’s in your pocket.”
The guy slurs, “Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
