A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him.
“How bad is it?” the doctor asks.
“I have no idea,” the husband says.
“Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn’t hear you, get closer and say the same thing. Keep moving closer and closer and repeating the comment until she does hear you. That way well have an idea of her range of hearing loss.”
So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.
From 20 feet away: “What are we having for dinner?”
No answer.
From 10 feet: Same thing.
From 5 feet: Same thing.
Finally, hes standing right behind her: “What’s for dinner?”
She turns around, looks at him and say’s: “For the FOURTH time, BEEF STEW!”
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test.
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test.
The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?”
The man thought for a moment and answered, “274.”
The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn. What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”
The third man quickly answers, “Nine.”
“That’s great!” says the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” he says, “just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
