One breezy morning, I decided to take a walk through the park.
The usual park sights greeted me — families picnicking, kids chasing each other, and joggers sweating through their morning routines.
Then I spotted something unusual: a frail old lady, sitting all alone on a bench, weeping quietly into her hands.
“Excuse me, ma’am,” I said cautiously, “are you alright? Is there something I can do for you?”
She looked up at me with watery eyes and said, “Oh, young man, I have the best life anyone could ever ask for.”
This was not the answer I’d expected. Curious, I took a seat next to her. “That sounds wonderful,” I said gently. “What’s making you so upset?”
With a wistful sigh, she began her story. “I’m married to a 22-year-old man who treats me like a queen. Every morning, he brings me breakfast in bed — fresh waffles, syrup, and a latte just the way I like it. He massages my feet afterward to start my day right.”
“Wow,” I said, nodding, “that sounds amazing.”
“Oh, but there’s more,” she continued. “He cooks me a gourmet lunch every afternoon, serenades me with his guitar while I relax in the garden, and spoils me with candlelit dinners. He even writes poetry just for me!”
I was thoroughly impressed. “He plays the guitar for you? How romantic! That sounds like a dream. But why are you crying?”
She sniffled loudly, tears streaming down her cheeks. “Because… I can’t remember where I live!”
I bit my lip to suppress my laughter, but let’s just say it didn’t work. I chuckled so hard that I might’ve needed a tissue myself.
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An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.
The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
He informs her that they are out of stock, and she leaves.
An hour later she is back throwing the frozen veggies onto the floor, the irate manager asks again if he can help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
Once again he informs her that they are out of stock.
15 minutes before closing, she comes stalking straight to the frozen veggies, as she is about to start throwing them out, the very irritated manager asks can I help.
“I’m looking for Broccoli.”
The Manager asks Madam can you spell Dog in Dogmore.
She says yes ”DOG.”
“Very good, can you spell Cat in Catsdelight.”
She says “CAT.”
“Very good, now can you spell F in Broccoli.”
She says, ”there’s no F in Broccoli.“
“Madam, I’ve been trying to tell you that all day!!!”
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