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Peel-and-Win game.

A blonde walks into Starbucks one morning and orders a coffee and a breakfast sandwich.

She receives her breakfast sandwich from the Barista, finds a table, and sits down to eat.

While she’s eating her breakfast she notices that there is a peel-and-win game piece on the side of her coffee cup.

She pulls the game piece off, reads it, and immediately starts screaming and shouting “OH my god – I won a motor home! I won a motor home!” at the top of her lungs.

The manager hears her and yells over to her “Ma’am – you need to calm down!”

The blonde calls back (still screaming and dancing) “But I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”

The manager responds “But ma’am, that’s not even one of the prizes!”

“oh yes it is – it says so right here!”

The manager takes the sticker and reads it. It says:

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“WIN A BAGEL”

A blonde goes to a soda machine.

A blonde goes to a soda machine.

She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.

She does this again and again.

A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says,

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“Can’t you see I’m winning?”

 

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