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A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S., but couldn’t land a job at a hospital.

So, he decided to open his own little clinic and hung a sign outside that read: “Get treatment for $20 — If not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, an American lawyer saw the sign and thought, “Easy money!” So he walked in.

Lawyer: “Doc, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22. Put three drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Congrats, your taste is back! That’ll be $20.”

Annoyed but not giving up, the lawyer returned a few days later.

Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing.”

Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Hey — that’s kerosene! You gave me this last time!”

Doctor: “Congrats, your memory’s back! That’ll be $20.”

Now fuming, the lawyer came back one last time, determined to win the $100.

Lawyer: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad — I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “I’m sorry, I don’t have any medicine for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him a $20 bill.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait! This is only $20, not $100!”

Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight’s restored! That’ll be $20.”


A man goes to the doctor.

A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him.

“How bad is it?” the doctor asks.

“I have no idea,” the husband says.

“Well, please test her. Stand 20 feet away from her and say something. If she doesn’t hear you, get closer and say the same thing. Keep moving closer and closer and repeating the comment until she does hear you. That way well have an idea of her range of hearing loss.”

So the man goes home and sees his wife in the kitchen chopping up vegetables for dinner.

From 20 feet away: “What are we having for dinner?”

No answer.

From 10 feet: Same thing.

From 5 feet: Same thing.

Finally, hes standing right behind her: “What’s for dinner?”

She turns around, looks at him and say’s: “For the FOURTH time, BEEF STEW!”

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