A man named Dave walks into a car dealership looking for a new vehicle.
He’s tired of his tiny hatchback and wants something that screams power, freedom, and bad gas mileage.
The salesman says, “Have I got the thing for you: the brand-new 2025 ThunderBeast XT9000! It’s got V8 power, mud tires the size of bathtubs, and a suspension so high you need a stepladder just to wave at it.”
Dave’s eyes light up. “Does it come with Bluetooth?”
“Bluetooth?” the salesman laughs. “Buddy, this truck comes with Blue Lightning. It’ll connect to your phone, your toaster, and possibly the space station.”
Dave buys it on the spot. He drives it home, roaring through the neighborhood like he’s in a monster truck rally. He hits one pothole so hard it sets off car alarms in the next town over.
The next day, he takes it off-roading.
Now, Dave has zero off-roading experience. The closest he’s come to driving on dirt was a gravel driveway one summer in 2003. But he figures the truck will do all the work.
He drives up a mountain trail, blasting country music, feeling invincible.
Then… CLUNK. The truck stops.
Dashboard lights start flashing like a disco ball. A robotic voice says, “WARNING: You have made a terrible decision.”
Dave jumps out and sees the back left wheel has sunk into a mud pit deeper than his student loan debt.
Panicking, he checks the truck’s high-tech AI interface.
“Truck,” he says, “get me out of here.”
The truck replies in a deep Southern voice, “I would, Dave, but you ignored the ‘OFF-ROAD NOVICE MODE’ warning. I’m not just a truck. I’m a life lesson.”
Dave groans. “Can’t you call for help?”
“Calling for help. Searching for local tow trucks… Closest match: Your ego. It’s stuck too.”
An hour later, a guy in a rusted-out 1993 pickup arrives. The thing looks like it’s held together with duct tape and prayer.
He steps out, chewing on a toothpick. “Looks like you got yourself a city boy problem.”
He pulls out a tow rope, attaches it, and with a mighty yank, the old truck pulls the ThunderBeast free.
Dave stares, stunned. “How’d that rusty old thing pull me out?”
The man grins. “Son, it ain’t about horsepower. It’s about knowing where not to drive in the first place.”
Dave nods, humbled. Then the man adds, “Also, your truck’s still in demo mode. You forgot to sign into the app.”
An old man was at a truck stop
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first approached the old man, pushed his c-igarette into the old man’s pie, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third approached the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, then sat down at the counter.
The onlookers were completely shocked by the behavior of the men, but the old man didn’t seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Hm, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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