One day a blonde was broke and didn’t know what to do.
So she decided to kid.nap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around, picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the little boy she was going to kid.nap and the little boy knowing she was a blonde didn’t mind at all. The blonde wrote a note as the following:
To whom it may concern:
I have just kid.napped your little boy and I want one million dollars in a paper bag under the peach tree at noon.
Sincerely
a blonde
After she was finished the note she pinned the note to his shirt and sent home. The next day the blonde she went to the peach tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:
Dear a blonde:
Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another blonde.
A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend.
Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing.
He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time he received a note: “Thanks for the vase,” it read. “It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately.”
It was a few days before Valentine’s Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day! What do you think it means?”
Her husband smiled. “Oh, I have a feeling you’ll know later tonight.” he said with a wink.
His wife squealed with joy.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it… only to find a book titled “The meaning of dreams.”
A youngboy gave his mum a big wrapped up birthday present on a Saturday.
She opened it up and it was a tea pot.
She said “What a wonderful tea pot darling – thank you.”
The boy said “That’s good.”
Mum said “However I already have a tea pot.”
The boy replied “No you haven’t – I broke it.”
