A mother of three and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a flight.
The lawyer insists they play a game where they ask each other questions.
If the mom doesn’t know the answer, she pays him $5. If he doesn’t know the answer, he owes her $500.
Intrigued, the mom agrees, thinking this will be quick. The lawyer asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the Earth to the moon?”
Without missing a beat, the mom pulls out $5 and hands it to him.
Now it’s her turn. She asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, confident at first, spends the next hour Googling, emailing colleagues, and even searching the Library of Congress. But no answer.
Frustrated, he finally hands her $500.
She thanks him, takes the $500… and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer, still perplexed, wakes her up:
“Well, what’s the answer?!”
Without a word, the mom pulls out $5 from her purse and hands it to him. 😅
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with a mom who’s trying to nap. She’s always one step ahead!
A young boy walks into a barbershop
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer, “He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
