A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
“Did you see their face?” her friends asked when she came back inside.
“No, but it’s okay, I got the license plate number!”
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A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.
A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.
Her husband calls says: “Be careful love, It’s just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..”
She replies: “Someone…? These rascals are in hundreds!”
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