A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty.
“Simple,” grins the millionaire. “I faked my age.”
His friends are really amazed and ask him what age he pretended to be.
…
..
.
“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”
LoLLLL, did you laugh?
And hey can you imagine a new ending for this joke?
Now, see more jokes:
Little Johnny gets a loan
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
…
..
.
”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
