A 72-year-old man had one true love—fishing.
One day, while sitting in his boat, he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”
He looked around, confused, but saw no one.
Then he heard it again, “Pick me up!”
He glanced down into the water and spotted a frog floating on the surface.
He asked, “Are you talking to me?”
The frog replied, “Yep! I’m talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen. I’ll make all your friends jealous because I’ll be your bride!”
The man stared at the frog for a moment, reached over, gently picked it up, and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog, a bit annoyed, said, “What are you doing? Didn’t you hear me? I said, kiss me, and I’ll be your beautiful bride!”
The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said,
“Eh, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
With age comes wisdom!
An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons
An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out.
Harold, always one to spark a conversation, says, “You alright, son? You look like your coffee spilled on your mortgage.”
The young guy sighs, “Honestly, sir, life’s just got me in a chokehold. Work, bills, deadlines… it’s nonstop.”
Harold chuckles and says, “Ah, I remember that grind. Used to be a lot like you—busy, tired, always chasing the next thing.”
The young guy looks at him and says, “So how’d you get past it? How’d you find peace?”
Harold smiles wide. “Simple. I decided to stop worrying.”
The young guy raises an eyebrow. “You just… stopped?”
Harold nods. “Yep. One day, I said, ‘That’s it, Harold, from now on, you’re hiring someone to worry for you.’ So I did.”
The young guy laughs, “You hired someone to worry for you?”
Harold proudly says, “Sure did. Found this fella named Joe. Told him, ‘I’ll pay you $100,000 a year to do all my worrying.’”
The young guy is stunned. “Wait a second, you’re paying him $100,000 a year? Where are you getting that kind of money?”
Harold grins, leans back, and says, “That’s Joe’s first worry.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
