There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and di…ed.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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A Blond Man, a Bald Man and a Redhead Man
A Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, it’s the same sandwich my wife makes for me every day.” I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.
The Bald man said, “Right there with you, my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The Blond man said, “With you guys, if I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had jam, and the Blonde man had ham.
So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches?”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
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