A Blonde couple decided to go into business together
After years of working for others and being passed over for promotions, Blonde John and his wife, Blonde Mary, decided to go into business together.
After examining the classifieds, they bought a small candy stand, paying thirty cents for each box of candy and then selling it for thirty cents.
At the end of the day, they were astonished to find that they had sold every box of candy – yet had exactly as much money as when they started.
“You see?” John snarled at his wife. “I told you we should have bought a larger stand!”
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Little Johnny was asked spell the word on the board.
The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds,
Johnny said, “Canoe?”
