A blonde mom is cooking dinner when her blonde daughter walks in
The daughter asks, “Mom, why do people think we blondes are stupid?”
Her mother replies, “I’ll show you”, and taps hard on the kitchen counter.
Somewhat confused, the blonde daughter says, “Someone’s at the door!”.
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The blonde mother laughs. “This is why people think we’re stupid. Now watch over the stove for me while I answer the door.”
The Blonde and Her Melons
The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.
The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies.
“Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can | have one of them?”
The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”
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