A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
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The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”
Two kids are talking to each other
Little Johnny and Little Mary are talking to each other.
L. Johnny says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”
Little Mary says, “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”
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Little Johnny says, “What if they try to escape?”